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href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-1838509918807207951</id><published>2007-02-18T11:12:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T11:20:43.475+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Check this out!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm"&gt;http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-3231507928375224531</id><published>2007-02-18T11:04:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T11:11:19.093+08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vacation'/><title type='text'>barkada trip.... for summer</title><content type='html'>Suggest nga kayo pwede natin gawin this summer... lam ko yung iba siguro may summer class, pero di naman siguro ganun katagal yung barkada trip, pawang get together lng for 1 day or sleepless sleepovers.. hmmm how bout barkada trip to baguio XD kahit 2 days lng... suggest nga kayo magandang gawin... post nyo nlng&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-3231507928375224531?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-116512402327436567</id><published>2006-12-03T13:25:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-03T13:33:43.276+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Joshua has a new...</title><content type='html'>FYI mga kabarkada.. may bagong type si JOSHUA PANELO sa uste.. hehe.. sinend nya sa akin ung pics nya.. she looks cute.. judge for yourself.. hehe..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS. Ask kayo ng pic kay panelo.. hehehe..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-116512402327436567?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/feeds/116512402327436567/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27972136&amp;postID=116512402327436567&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/116512402327436567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/116512402327436567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/2006/12/joshua-has-new.html' title='Joshua has a new...'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-116512327707286335</id><published>2006-12-03T12:57:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-12-03T13:34:41.183+08:00</updated><title type='text'>UPDATE!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="justify"&gt;It's been a while since there was any update or post in this barkada website of ours.. I guess we were just really busy on things.. being an independent college student and all, is not really that easy as others say... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;It might be another few day till the next post so we decided to sum it all up..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;First&lt;/strong&gt;, History 101, barkada style:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Went on a house hopping(from house to house) doing the same old foolish things we did the last time we were there&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Visited and gave our support to our alma mater&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;Watched and enjoyed the intramurals&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;And lastly... DOTA!!!! WHOHOOOO!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Second&lt;/strong&gt;, we would like to congratulates our fellow paulinians, specially the&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff00;"&gt; SENIORS&lt;/span&gt; (batch 2006-2007) for winning the title as over all champion last intramurals 2006!!! You were really amazing!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And Third,&lt;/strong&gt; we all wish you a &lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ff6666;"&gt;JOYFUL AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#66ff99;"&gt;A SPLENDID NEW YEAR!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Hope you keep supporting our barkada website.. Return for more updates!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-116512327707286335?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/feeds/116512327707286335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27972136&amp;postID=116512327707286335&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/116512327707286335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/116512327707286335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/2006/12/update.html' title='UPDATE!!'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-115002474358760153</id><published>2006-06-11T19:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-11T19:19:03.596+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Psycho Society Mission Song</title><content type='html'>While searching the net for the lyrics and mp3 of our school's Paulinian Mission Song.. well, this is what came up.. sound cool though!!.. lol... no offense..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Psycho Society Mission Song&lt;br /&gt;[in the tune of Paulinian Mission Song]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My goal as a psycho is this&lt;br /&gt;To proclaim teachers as a threat to us all&lt;br /&gt;In response to the need for total insanity from education&lt;br /&gt;And unjust structures with apathy&lt;br /&gt;Through my lunacy and death of the sick&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thus when life seems dark&lt;br /&gt;And the way is rough&lt;br /&gt;I will remember this goal&lt;br /&gt;To proclaim death at all times like all psychos said&lt;br /&gt;For I believe in mass destruction&lt;br /&gt;We’ll stick together until we’re dead&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And so each day&lt;br /&gt;As the killings go on&lt;br /&gt;I will remember that I am a psycho&lt;br /&gt;Committed to my insanity&lt;br /&gt;To kill and torture one another&lt;br /&gt;And for us we unite!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-115002474358760153?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/feeds/115002474358760153/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27972136&amp;postID=115002474358760153&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/115002474358760153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/115002474358760153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/2006/06/psycho-society-mission-song.html' title='Psycho Society Mission Song'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-114956468873029996</id><published>2006-06-06T11:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-06-06T11:31:28.743+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Pasukan na!!!!!</title><content type='html'>Pasukan nanaman mga ka tropa!!! Para di nyo makalimutan eto mga schedule ng start of classes!!...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;May 22, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;De La Salle University&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; June 5, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;St. Paul College of Ilocos Sur&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Saint Louis University&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; June 13, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Far Eastern University&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Manila Central University&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;University of the Philippines&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; &lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;San Beda College&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; June 14 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;University of the East&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; June 15, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Centro Escolar University&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; June 19, 2006&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;   &lt;li&gt;Ateneo de Manila University&lt;/li&gt; &lt;/ul&gt; PS. Di ko sure ung mga dates.. pls tag kung may mali.. tanks...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-114956468873029996?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/feeds/114956468873029996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27972136&amp;postID=114956468873029996&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114956468873029996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114956468873029996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/2006/06/pasukan-na_06.html' title='Pasukan na!!!!!'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-114837821942733625</id><published>2006-05-23T17:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-25T00:07:28.563+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Barkada Drawing</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"&gt;&lt;span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3713/2955/320/brkda_shot.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3713/2955/1600/resize2.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3713/2955/200/resize2.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;Drawn by Joshua Panelo&lt;br /&gt;Colored by Jonathan Tabasan&lt;br /&gt;(click image to enlarge)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"&gt;From top to bottom:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JONAS: Big Fat Guy Holding Pagkudkod&lt;br /&gt;ART: Guy pretending he's Thor with the drumstick&lt;br /&gt;DARREN: Guy with the mirror and w/ d canadian flag&lt;br /&gt;KENETH: Superman with multiple biceps&lt;br /&gt;JOSHUA: Agsalsallabay jay shoulder ni Bonn&lt;br /&gt;BONN: Black belter big guy&lt;br /&gt;JONATHAN: Guy with coinsloth in the head&lt;br /&gt;MARK: Spiderman costume&lt;br /&gt;EPOT: Guy immitating spiderman ken agsalsallabay jay balikat ni Karyl&lt;br /&gt;KARYL: Guy holding golf club&lt;br /&gt;PAUL: Adda pagsudsod kasilya jay ulo na and staying in bowl&lt;br /&gt;RALPH: Guy appeared in flash-lightsaber&lt;br /&gt;MARKY: Elven ears with cellphone&lt;br /&gt;EDZEL: Volleyball priest&lt;br /&gt;BARRY: X_X eyes somewhat starting to collapse&lt;br /&gt;CARL: Duriken..este Hadouken&lt;br /&gt;ERVIN: Nai pa tublat nga ubing nga nai daramudum jay baba ni carl&lt;br /&gt;EPHRAIM: Lacoste..este LOCUST shirt and shoe holding basketball&lt;br /&gt;IVAN: Freestyle Commander&lt;br /&gt;ELDON: Agbabasa FHM (Fresh Herbal Medicine)&lt;br /&gt;JOSE: Laptop thing sa likod ni Jep&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS. Thanks for my brother for helping me editing... THANKS BRO!!! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-114837821942733625?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/feeds/114837821942733625/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27972136&amp;postID=114837821942733625&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114837821942733625'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114837821942733625'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/2006/05/barkada-drawing.html' title='Barkada Drawing'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-114831467724995736</id><published>2006-05-22T23:59:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-23T00:17:57.266+08:00</updated><title type='text'>TaWaNaN TiMe!!! HeHeHe!!!</title><content type='html'>.::The Doctor::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.&lt;br /&gt;No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.&lt;br /&gt;But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical Practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And you're single.&lt;br /&gt;Just let it go.."&lt;br /&gt;But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,&lt;br /&gt;Whispering:......&lt;br /&gt;Dave.............&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...............you're a vet".&lt;br /&gt;========================================&lt;br /&gt;.::One last gamble::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A man goes to church to pray for his gambling addiction to be cured. God answers his prayers, but says he must gamble one more time, and whatever he wins, he must give half to the church.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man agrees, and heads to the nearest casino.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He sits down at a blackjack table.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He gets a 2 and 5. He has 7&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What should i do God" he asks&lt;br /&gt;"Take a hit" God replies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man takes a hit, he gets a 5, he has 12.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What should i do God" he asks&lt;br /&gt;"Take a hit" God replies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He takes another it, he gets a 4. He has 16&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What should i do God" he asks&lt;br /&gt;"Take a hit" God replies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He takes another hit, a 3. He has 19&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What should i do God" he asks&lt;br /&gt;"Take a hit" God replies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man takes a hit, he gets an Ace! 20!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"What should i do God" he asks&lt;br /&gt;"Take a hit" God replies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man takes a hit, ANOTHER ACE! He has 21!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At this point Gods screaming 'UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE"&lt;br /&gt;========================================&lt;br /&gt;.::Divorcing the wife::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She says, "I want the kids, too."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards, too."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She asks, "What's that?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"&lt;br /&gt;========================================&lt;br /&gt;.::!@#$%^::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are three girls in a bar bragging to each other how loose there ****** are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The redhead says "Mine is so loose that my boyfiend can get his whole fist in"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The brunette says "Mine is loose enough that my boyfriend can get both his fists in"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The blonde just laughs and slides down the bar stool.&lt;br /&gt;========================================&lt;br /&gt;.::Kiwi::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."&lt;br /&gt;========================================&lt;br /&gt;.::Fart::.&lt;br /&gt;Joe is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there. While wandering around naked he spots a gorgeous blonde and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and says "Sir, did you call for me?" Joe replies: "No!" She says "Well, it's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it means you called for me."&lt;br /&gt;She then layes him down and starts making love to him. Later that day Joe visits the sauna, but as he sits down he farts. A huge big hairy guy get up, drops his towel to show a huge erection and says "Sir, did you call for me?" Joe replies, "No!" The man says, "It's a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The man then knocks Joe to the floor and has his way with him. As soon as he's finished Joe rushes back to his room, grabs all his things and heads for the exit. On his way out he's stopped by the manager he askes "Can I help you ?" Joe says "Here's my room keys I'm leaving early." The manager asks why and Joe replies : "I'm 60 years old, I get an erection once a week but I fart 20 times a day !!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-114831467724995736?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/feeds/114831467724995736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27972136&amp;postID=114831467724995736&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114831467724995736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114831467724995736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/2006/05/tawanan-time-hehehe.html' title='TaWaNaN TiMe!!! HeHeHe!!!'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-114759385715605660</id><published>2006-05-14T15:48:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-19T01:04:48.733+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ang kagila-gilalas at kapanapanabik na inspirational words na kapupulotan nyo ng aral mula kay Tata Selo</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll keep it cumming&lt;br /&gt;like a hummingbird&lt;br /&gt;and I'll keep on mocking&lt;br /&gt;like a mocking bird&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Patience my friend.&lt;br /&gt;In ilokano "awan anus,&lt;br /&gt;awan pagtakyam"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have no fear, buy No Fear!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Birds of the same feathers&lt;br /&gt;are the same birds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An apple a day is&lt;br /&gt;not an apple at night&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Trying is the first step to failure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the going gets tough&lt;br /&gt;the tough gets golfing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Early to bed&lt;br /&gt;and early to rise&lt;br /&gt;makes you sleepy&lt;br /&gt;in the afternoon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If others can do it,&lt;br /&gt;don't help&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When the cat is away,&lt;br /&gt;the mouse is alone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not do unto others&lt;br /&gt;what you can't do&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still Surviving?&lt;br /&gt;Cause I'm starving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be warned that falling in love&lt;br /&gt;Can lead to a dangerous accident&lt;br /&gt;Why you say?&lt;br /&gt;Cause u fall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have no fear 4 in the darkest hour&lt;br /&gt;is neither thy fault nor mine...&lt;br /&gt;Thus it is meralco's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thy statement is wrong 4 the one&lt;br /&gt;I love, still I don't hold her contact&lt;br /&gt;details, tis not the time yet 4&lt;br /&gt;destiny will decide&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Learn to value every&lt;br /&gt;letter you encounter&lt;br /&gt; for there will be a time&lt;br /&gt;you'll crave for more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somehow,&lt;br /&gt;I haven't dreamt of becoming a poet&lt;br /&gt;I only wanted to be&lt;br /&gt;a pwet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;.::=====================::.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Compiled By: Jonathan Tabasan&lt;br /&gt;and Joshua Panelo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/27972136-114759385715605660?l=brkda06.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/feeds/114759385715605660/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27972136&amp;postID=114759385715605660&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114759385715605660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27972136/posts/default/114759385715605660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://brkda06.blogspot.com/2006/05/ang-kagila-gilalas-at-kapanapanabik-na.html' title='Ang kagila-gilalas at kapanapanabik na inspirational words na kapupulotan nyo ng aral mula kay Tata Selo'/><author><name>mybarkada</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10395229272783978238</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27972136.post-114744931221583704</id><published>2006-05-12T23:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2006-05-12T23:55:12.216+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome!</title><content type='html'>Welcome to our BARKADA WEBSITE!! 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